Score: 9

"Perfect with a slight hint of anoyance."

submission: Madness Accelerant

date: September 23, 2009

I really liked the game, but I just have one thing I saw as a major flaw, which I'll start out with. Let's say you don't have any weapons at all, and a goon spawns to "give" you one. There's just one problem. It's almost impossible to actually get the weapon without losing life. Because the goons that are knocked to the ground by a punch, will hit you the EXACT same split second they are on their feet. So if you are anywhere NEAR the goons on the ground, you WILL be hit, no exeptions. And the weapon will always land near the downed goon. So you can either A) Keep hitting him untill he's completely dead, which in 9/10 tries will end up with your weapon despawning due to every goon needing around 10 hits to be killed, or B) (Which is the choice I took most of the time), which is to try and snatch the weapons, which leaves you being hit 9/10 of the time. I could really have wanted at least a second more to get the weapon before getting my face punched in. :(
But don't get me wrong, I liked the game.

Score: 10

"Cat Face!!"

submission: Cat Face ep.14

date: September 14, 2009

Yay! Love that Catface supports widescreen now. :P Looks awesome in fullscreen! Heh!
I love Cat Face! The accent is great!

Score: 10

"*headbangs*"

submission: Pixel Shrooms

date: September 11, 2009

I love this song! Have already watched several times now! xD
Best lines are by far: "You creep down with the gun, Millions against one!"
I love it!

Score: 8

"Nice!"

submission: Toss the Turtle

date: August 21, 2009

Well, I really enjoyed my time with this game. Earned alot of the Medals, which was fun, but once you got all the medals worth earning, the game kinda lost it's purpose, but there is one reason I gave this 8 instead of 9 or 10. It's too easy.
There's an exploit that is so easy to do, and makes you able to go insanely far with almost nothing.
What decides how much you are propelled into the air by shooting your turtle is not as much the power of the gun, but your downwards velocity. Which means.. The faster you are pummeling towards the ground, (And then get shot), the further you are shot up into the air. So if you shoot yourself as close to the ground as possible with a weapon with loads of ammo (AK-47), you are able to get up to around 350 feet(?) over the screen. I even got to a point where I did not lose any bouncing speed, so I was hitting 183 feet above the screen all the time, so technically I could continue to bounce untill I hit a spike trap. Which is what I call a flaw in game design.
But that is really the only negative thing I have to say, I really loved the game otherwise. I just stripped myself of the option to cheat by taking the bazooka that has less shots in it.
Even though.. It's still worth a 5!
-ManIAc-Deluxe

Score: 8

"Hmm.. Nice!"

submission: Multitask

date: August 11, 2009

Was actually a pretty fun game I might admit.
I don't know if the last game, (The one with the purple arrow) was meant as a finisher, because it sure worked that way. Usually the brain can handle alot of small task at the same time, as long as they're spread over more than one of the senses. (Eg. Hearing, Sight, touch, smell.. You know the deal.) The last time was too many games placed on the sight-sense, which made one collapse. Sure, there might be a very few people who can actually manage to pull it off, but most people will quickly forget one of the games. Automaticly, one will select the game with the hardest difficulty, that demands the most attention, and put the main focus on that. He will then most likely be able to focus on the 2 games that are closest, (not the game diagonally from it), as they are more in his/her field of vision.
If you wanted to make it a bit more challanging, might I suggest that you make the last game based on hearing?
I have taken the official danish fighter-pilot exam, where there were loads of these kind of tests, but were of course alot more polished than yours. (No offense, I liked your game!) The one that resembles yours the most, is one where you have to keep a crosshair centered with a joystick in your right hand, while you match colors and numbers with your left, listens to a voice where you have to listen for a change in a sequence in numbers, then click the button on the joystick. All at the same time. It wasn't impossible, and it was only 3 tasks at the same time, but it was never meant to be. So is your game meant to be impossible in the end? Or just really, really difficult? xD

-ManIAc-Deluxe
Btw, I got 89. :)

Score: 10

"Yay! Awesome! At last!"

submission: Hedgehog Launch 2

date: July 13, 2009

I love these kind of games! *plays will all his might*

Score: 9

"Wow.. As usual."

submission: Prowlies at the River

date: May 27, 2009

Really nice and as usual, you have made a really great story with a good depth, and with great characters. Graphics are as usual, really awesome, and some of the best which you can find in Flash, which just makes it even more joyful to look at.
The only thing I could put my finger on, was the framerate. If im not mistaking, you're usually using a higher framerate than you used in this flash? Which made it a bit choppy at time, especially with the fast movements.
Anyways, I enjoyed myself alot while watching it!

Score: 9

"Heh! :P"

submission: The Ultimate Orgy

date: May 23, 2009

There is some really disturbing elements in this flash, but I still think it's awesome. It's one of the best parodies I have seen, because it just fits over the song and subject so well.. So even though all that gay-lovin' disturbs me, I still keep watching it. Awesome!

Score: 9

"Nice"

submission: Gray

date: May 14, 2009

First of all nice game. I really love these kind of games where there's more of a deep meaning instead of flashy gameplay.
Well, as for my interpretation:
I believe it's the same principle as yelling "Wolf!" all the time.
This man is talking people into joining his cause, to join his side, but then he changes sides and starts talking them into joining the other side, and so on. At some point, people's trust in him completely vanishes, and he loses all credibility, he turns gray. Nobody wants to listen to him, even if what he says is valid. (Not that we know what he says)
So you are kind of left ouside the loop, nobody paying any attention to you as you slowly blend into the crowd, just being one among it.

Score: 10

"Another 10/5 to the collection!"

submission: Spewer

date: May 12, 2009

Wow, I must admit.. This is one of the most enjoyful games I have ever on newgrounds. I was glued to the computer for the 1-2hours I played it! It was amazing, fun, challenging but not impossible, original, just plain.. AWESOME!
I can't say anything negative, you hit what I want in a game spot on!
I want a sequal! I want a sequal!